I had a really scary dream and I'm scared to sleep?

dustinkneecap · Yahoo User

It was about me getting raped. That was the worst one ever. Well, worst one last night. Almost as bad as the on about the washing machine. Did I tell you what happened when it hit the rinse cycle? Well, the spin cycle. All those gears! A collar could get slightly torn. I'm not even joking. It happened to my friend. Well, he's not really my friend. He's more like this guy who I see every day at the bus stop. He beats me up. Actually, it's not really a bus stop, it's really just my shower. And it's not really a guy, it's more of my star wars action figurine. My mom says I can't have electronic toys because they promote Satanism. Well, Paganism. Well, Catholicism. It's a slippery slope. Well, its time I better hit the old dusty trail. I just hope I don't get an injury like last time. I was being dragged along the ground by this car! Well, actually it was a bike. Well, actually it was a kite. But the kid who had the kite had a bike. And I think his mom had a car...