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What's the funniest thing a cop ever said to you?
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siobhann1013
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 Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| "Did you borrow my underwear? It's missing!"My dad is a cop and this was a few months after my parent's separated. He called me at WORK to ask if I borrowed his underwear. Uh, I'm a 5'8" GIRL and he's a 6'6" MAN. Yeah, I "borrowed your underwear Dad". So I asked him when the last time he washed his skivvies. He just went silent and then I said, "well, did you think they just magically reappeared every week for the past 27 years?" Then he asked me what I'm going to do. I told him to either wash them, go commando or flip the darned things inside out and wear 'em again, it really wasn't my problem. That was 12 years ago. I still laugh about it every time I do laundry. |
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Dragon
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| When I was about 15 me and my freinds had got hold of a honda melody moped with no exhuast and we decided to take it for a spin down a local industrial estate. After a few runs thepolice turned up and wanted to check that it hadn't been stolen (it hadn't been). Anyway after a bit of nosing around he found the engine number and rung it through on his walkie talkie. Shortly after the description of the vehicle came through. Apparentlly we were driving a bmw that had been stolen from scotland. He said that it obviously weren't that and tried again. After three attempts he finally got the right number and we were left to get on with it. |
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kristen c
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| well, it wasn't what the cop said, but more what happened when we got pulled over once...first off i had my head down in my bf lap sleeping and woke as the cop was coming to the truck, so he seen me raise up and probably thought...yeah, and then when he got to the windowand asked my bf for his drivers license, he accidently pulled out his rolling papers [which were behind his license] and handed them to the officer!! he looked at the papers and then with a grin said''NO SIR, I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR PAPERS, INEED YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE''. i thought we were goners, but he must have had a good sense of humor as he let us go with a warning to slow down. |
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LG
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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| One night during the summer a few years ago I took a walk in my stocking feet around the neighborhood. It was evening and after dark Suddenly a cop appeared out of no where. Apparently he was just parked there on the street. He told me he just didn't like anyone coming up behind him. Then he went on to repeatedly tell me that I had no shoes on. He wouldn't let it go. I just kept walking back toward the house with him seeming to not know whether to follow me or not or for what reason and saying, "but you aren't wearing any shoes."I don't know how funny it was but it was definitely creepy. |
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kaygee
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| At age 62 I had an old but still fast Yamaha 350 YPVS and could just get my knee down.En route to work in London was a great roundabout (Sanderstead in Surrey). I always left at 5.45am and one gorgeous Summer morning, I went round twice with knee right down.My joy was stopped short by cop on bike. As he got off and walked over I took my helmet off. He shook his head, trying not to grin "You should know better at your age, sir. If I see you do that again, I'll..............Now beggar off and act your age....sir." |
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LostKeys30
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| once me and a friend were standing on the side of what basically amounts to a major interstate holding a cardboard sign we'd made that said "honk for love" on it and getting people to honk when a cop pulled over right in front of me and rolled down his window. i said "good afternoon, officer." and then "are we in trouble or something?" and he said "what? no way. why are you so nervous?" to which i replied "because im standing on the side of the road with a sign and you're a cop" and he said "you guys are fine. you're doing good work here." and then i said "oh. thanks. have a nice day officer." and then he left! it ws great. |
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i see clouds
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| cop told me once, "stir my coffeewith your little pinkie finger and i bet it would sure be sweet"(i was a waitress)then, soon after, he tried to put a 10 thousand dollar diamond on my finger and marry me.but i didn't take it.he was a dork. he also wanted me to race him in a thunderbird against his trooper vehicle. he won. |
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Jillary von Hämstervielâ
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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| me- "hello, officer."(handing him my license and registration, and holding a pen for the ticket signing process)cop- "oh, i dont want that"me- "ok"cop- "I pulled you over because you have no light on your tags in the rear"me-"yes, officer, i do have a light, i have been pulled over for this before, and though it isn't a very Bright light, there IS a light back there. it's an old mustang, so it has a dim light"cop- "ok would you turn on your lights please?"(cop walks back behind car)cop- "yes, i can see a light back here, it seems to have a little paint on the bulb area back here, is this a new paint job?"me- "yes sir it is"cop- "well maybe if you just scraped the paint off."me- "am i getting a ticket officer?"cop- "oh no, no i just wanted to tell you that you don't have a light"me- "well thanks officer ill get that taken care of"cop- "You have a nice day ma'am"me- (pant pant, men in uniform are so freakin' sexy) |
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