What's the funniest thing a cop ever said to you?

Steel Head · Yahoo User

In H.S. I had my AMA experts license (I raced a variety of scooters but raced in the 125 experts class, to which you had to be licensed)...anyway I was quite an accomplished scooter rider...my first big street bike was kawasaki H2 750...2 cycle 3 cylinder...it would do wheelies at 90 mph with me on it. The first nite I got it on the way home a cop pulled me over for doing a very minor power wheelie down town...it had the temp plates on it and he asked me when I got it yada yada, and he said you don't know how dangerous what you just did was, he was nice about it but gave me a lecture and i played along like I had no idea what I was doing...he just gave me a warning...when I pulled away I had to control myslef to not bust out laughing...I so wanted to do a real wheelie and walk it thru the gears for him but just putted away...lolme and my racing buds always called our bikes scooters...fyi