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Aaliyah
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| A cop once asked me what is my relationship with my father (note he said the word father). How do you answer something like this? |
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VN33 (The Man of the Hour
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Stay in School... |
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yaya t
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| "Your under arrest" I was scared out my mind i was only 18,but than he was only kidding with me. it wasent funny at the moment but now it is |
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slinky_1208
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I want to wish you a sober Christmas from the bottom of my Heart. Hahahaha |
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Mako
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| "How do you steer with fins?" |
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dirt bike champion 12g
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| wow how fast will that thing go and can i drive it? |
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paigespirate
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| a bunch of us were riding around at night and a local constable pulls us over, who was really drunk and just bored.He was ranting to the driver and told him he was driving too fast, that he was driving so fast it was scarey, it scared the people living on the road, it scared everyone. hell, it scared his grandmother and she had been dead for 10 years. then he just wandered back to his car and drove off. |
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beatle1909
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Get outta the car, and put your hands over your head! You had to be there! |
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The Wasp
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| One time I got stopped for not coming to a complete stop at a red light. The cop said, "you know a complete stop is when you hit the brake and the car kicks back ." |
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The WingHunter
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| you didnt tell us anything funny he said? i dont get itanyways, i was stopped after playing a show all day for an outdoor concertand i sorta sobered up by four AM but still had been drinking all daywhen he stopped me he asked how how much to drink i had, and i said "only TWO"and he said "well what did u do? pour it all over yourself?"(because i musta smelled like booze from the all day party)and i said "Absolutely not" (perfectly)then he let me go! |
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Motorcycle Momma
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| After the State Trooper gave me a ticket, he said have a nice day.It is common that cops do not say have a nice day after they ruined it! But Troopers have no idea of etiquette. |
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Tom S
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Is there a Dunkin' Donuts around here? I'm dying to pig out on some chocolate frosted donuts. |
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lucyjive
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| "I just chased a lama down the interstate" he was right the picture of a cop chasing a lama was in the paper the next day |
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sierra_91_2000
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| This isn't really funny but they always ask.....Mam' Do you know the reason why I am pulling you over?Well hell ya I know why I am being pulled over! I just thought I wouldn't get caught!!! I really don't say that as bad as I want to....So I answer in a silly way and w/ big "doe" eyes...why no officer what did I do? |
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mjfrog
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| So what have you been up to tonight besides drinkin?? |
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