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Jack B, X'd out, temporar
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 Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject: My girlfriend is SO suspicious of me and my buddy(also male); how can I reassure her we're *just* friends? |
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| My girlfriend has a recurring problem being suspicious of me and my good buddy, and I have told her over and over again that we are *just* friends, but her imagination gets the best of her. She walked in on us while he was running his fingers through my chest hair, but even though I told her he was just checking for ingrown hairs, like guys do for each other, she thinks something's up. Can you believe that???She also thinks it's not right that she's found us slow-dancing to "Ain't Nobody" by Chaka Khan; doesn't she understand that low-impact aerobics are the best exercise out there? Her mind just jumps to these wild conclusions! I'm almost afraid to tell her that the initials I got tattooed on my biceps really aren't my great aunt's, but his! It's terrible all this stress that her wild imagination is putting on me! She just doesn't understand male bonding! She even accused us of getting physical; I TOLD her she just walked in on us playing leap-frog! How do I deal with her? |
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~just.me~
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| lmao... |
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bretftw
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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| You know how I know you're gay .... |
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Prof Icy Gazpacho DW
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL... I've been struggling with the same difficulties, mate. It's a matriachal society we dwell in when men can't fondle, woops ... I meant "be fond", of their mates in a blokey kind of way.Seems to me that women are obsessed with dieting and relate everything back to the next meal plan. So, I'd be inviting your friend around to show her the true meaning of the old pickled pork sandwich with extra mayo... if nothing else it will distract her from her petty jeolousy. |
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NAN NANNO
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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| She sounds blonde, anyone else would have figured it out sooner. My motto, love those who love you back. |
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squirt AM VA VT
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| rofl Jack , my dear sweet one, you are the queen of denial. Ever thought of a threesome? |
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suzyQ™
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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| ROFL I don't know what could possibly be wrong with her either! Those massages were for cramped muscles (you said) and that trip to San Fran. had nothing to do with any trip to City Hall. (((Jack))) |
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dannicus617
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| LOLOLOLOLOLOL I can hear the chorus nowAint nobodyLoves me betterMakes me happyMakes me feel this wayAint nobodyLoves me better than you |
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Josh G
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| obviously this guy should be a comedian because im laughing so hard at this joke. |
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Pin, feeling loss
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Jack, your best friend isn't Icy, is it? Cause I swear he asked a similar question not too long ago...It's ok, darling - play leap frog all you like, just wipe up afterward.. you know, in case you spill anything, like a soda... |
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